Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2013

Not very considerate, plenty of other options but then it is Moses.

How many times I wished I could to that just to find a parking slot.

“Oh… There my beeper is… Should have looked for that first…”

Moses parting the Mazdas!

For a few years I had a PT Cruiser, and I lost it in a sea of huge SUVs.Now I have a Nissan Frontier pickup, and I still lose it in a huge sea of SUVs occasionally.

I remember the little orange foam balls that Union 76 provided to put on the end of your antenna. You could easily find your car unless too many people used them.

@pelican47 -I remember them… and they sure didn’t work with those electric antennas. Turn off the radio, or shut down the engine… BANG! Gone went the ball! And I remember seeing them alongside the roadways (day-glo styrofoam litter). Nowadays, you’d be hard pressed to find a car with a visible antenna mast. Personally, I preferred Exxon’s “tiger tail” that attached to my gas cap (I’ve got a tiger in my tank) and stuck out the fueling cover as a gas-station giveaway.I also remember getting free glasses with each fill up. And premium gas (Ethyl) was only 29.9 cents/gal. Ahhhh, those were the days, my friend; we thought they’d never end.

I find it kinda sad that I have to shout “Marco!” just to find my car in a mall parking lot on a Saturday. I wish I had Moses’ ability.

I put a super-charger on my 1983 Toyota Hylux. At the mall, I would set off alarms on the nearby cars everytime I drove by.

Oh that’s right. God didn’t do that. Moses had super powers all his own! Well that explains everything!

Red See(Except they’re blue)

Moses could make a come-back with “The 10 Car-mmandments” : .I am the Ford, Thy God, etc.andThou Shalt Not Squeal. etc., etc.

The commercials that imply big trucks are a testosterone substitute.

the parting of the debris!

Sept.11,2001NEVER FORGET

better than wandering for 40 minutes in the parking lot.

Must be a WalMart parking lot…. Looks alot like a junkyard…

@ypoons7666……people have more money than sense…….and my car’s antenna still bravely waves.

Kudos to today’s commenters. Here’s my comment:I haven’t seen anyone yet who has trouble finding his/her car while looking for, say, the beige ChryslerTown and Country van before remembering that he/she had been driving the elderly Mazda

I use my GPS. I save the “here” location before I walk away from the car. It helps a lot when leaving the car in the long term lot at the airport.

I just usually park at the far end of the parking lot, where the other cars aren’t so densely parked.

I want one of those!

He even drives a SMART car.It is a Mercedes Benz however.Befitting a man of his stature and economical

Moses parting the Red……Kia.

I always try to remember the row number….but then the car I ride in most often does “stand out” …..it’s the 1988 Buick….rust….that’s not the color….the body is that bad!

It looks Moses will be sued multiple times.

It was really the Reed Sea which was very shallow marsh land.

Many families find a larger car a necessity. The family member with the longest commute drives the most economical car. How many team members with sports equipment fit in your Civic? How do you take a camping trip with your family of 5? Do you have room for a tuba? Not to mention who survives the accident.

What I like about my little town, the largest parking lot in town only has two rows, about 20 cars in each!! But, that just make going to the “big city” MORE frustrating, but the key fob does make the horn honk! (just once, not an alarm)

Holy Mosis it may not be…..but on second thought….no, that wrecks it all…..

And cars are mentioned twice in the Bible. In Genesis, God drove them from the Garden in his Fury! And Paul says the disciples all came together in one Accord!

Baseball is also mentioned. After all, Genesis starts with “In the big inning!”

…another bubble fixin’ to burst?…?

The fact that gas-sippers (like your Civic) can’t pull trailers…I have to have a wheelchair everywhere I go, plus there are six of us in my family, so a Suburban is just about the only option other than school bus!