Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 2013

Nice one, and I bet he didn’t give up the fish either.

Literal grin and bear, in it.

No more self-portraits for me.

Bears are like Mike Tyson: you want to keep as much distance as possible between you and either of them….

Android vs Ursa

There goes Smokey photobombing again!

I bet he tasted like chicken.

bear haz smile 0—0

I don’t think the residents are complaining.

I find myself rooting for the bears a lot………

Talk about photo bombing!

I Think bears hate selfies…..of their heads?

Well, nice portrait of a bear; but whose that rudely blocking his picture?

Something tells me, the last picture before death, is something that will be seen at funerals more often.

Ah, gotta love salmon fishing on the Kenai peninsula. What Kodiaks ?

He knew this was a bad sign when the bear “invited” him to dinner…..and tied on a bib…..that was the last thing he saw!

If space is at such a premium here why give a full coffin to a load of bricks

They must be buried vertically.

Wiley does bears really, rally good.

Poor fella.

Maybe they just buried the cremation urn.

Pretty much

Darwin awards silver metal winner. The Gold always goes to the guy who pulls the bear’s leg.

Excuse me, did you know you had a bear behind?

One day when Meatball the Bear was still on the loose in Glendale, CA, he was ambling around the foothills and the traffic helicopter was shooting footage. This guy walks out of his door, intent on texting as he walked beside his house. Then he looked up. Right into Meatball’s face. He beat a retreat down that walkway as fast as he could go!

Fortunately, Meatball prefers frozen Costco meatballs and the leavings in garbage cans to people, and a lot of times al he wanted was a dip in the swimming pool.