Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2014

Love them smiley Wiley bears!

And the chimney?

Oh wait , it’s your relatives, dear…never mind…

Out of firewood?

And the back door…..Is that cave up to code?

Hey, maybe the bears just want to roast something over the fire using the spear as a spit, how bad can that be?…………

artybee, Wiley’s bears rule. I’d love to see one of his bears as President of the United States….Or at least the Pope…(Boy, wouldn’t that screw up the old joke, or what? “Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope poop in the woods….?…” Guess the answer would be yes, to both….Gotta love it….

If the bears are hungry, you’re gonna need more than a door— and better, a second door, as suggested above….

Man, for you people it’s always “what’s the next new thing!” “What’s the next new thing!” All your running around and fixation with progress is going to give you heart attacks.

Either put in a door or teach the bears how to make fire.

I have always held the belief that ‘Civilization’ as we know it, is because of the females. They are never satisfied and are competing with each other so we, their men, are encouraged to make their lives better… whatever that means. ( for bragging rights?) Usually we guys have to work harder, more overtime to keep them happy. If it wasn’t for the females, we men would be satisfied with any kind of shelter, warmth, and food and then we could spend our time doing what we want… not what they want… I say throw the woman to the bears and forget about the door… (I hope my wife doesn’t read this)

If they don’t invent a chimney before a door, they might have trouble breathing toxic carbon monoxide.

pelican, the other comments are witty, but yours is smart…wrwallacii, good luck with any woman with that attitude….

Women aren’t the innovators, but they do the whining that gets the innovating done.

Ain’t it always the way ? Ya build a nice cozy fire, hopin’ for a little romantic evening with the missus, and the neighbors drop by…

Give it dood! She’s never going to be satisfied!

Da Bearz!

Maybe he just can’t bear to see a door there. Not have the same expectations as he has

POW! right in the kisser.

goldilocksopithecus

Would a bear skin curtain repel them or attract them?

@wrwallacei: and from where doth the next generation of men come if not from a woman?

Wait till they try to put the “cat” out.

Actually, the chimney will become a logical conclusion after the door.

Sigh. As soon as you invent the door, the cat will want to be on the other side of it.

I think Wiley’s shown us numerous times what life was like before women. See the March 3, 2013, strip.

Are you saying that he “invented” fire rather than discovering it?

Still think he should teach the bears how to make fire.

Wiley’s bears are incredible. I wish he’d create a line of stuffed teddies to sell. I know I’d buy a bunch of them.

I’m sure the bears will appreciate the fire too — and it’s probably too late for the door.

Well, bears and fire don’t get along.

Women are individuals….They are all different…..And judgment should be left to a higher power…..Almost all of them I’ve met were nicer and smarter than most of the men I know..Lay off them…..

Oh, come on… wasn’t that fun? I enjoyed it.