Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 04, 2014

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    Danae’s teacher is going to send her to the principals office for this too! Somehow I think the moon was there before the pyramids OR golf! And by the way First poster:)

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    It’s as good as any other >theory< till proved or disproved.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    “My theory, which I have, and which is mine….

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    This must be why the dark side of the moon has the word Titleist.

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    That explains the holes all over the moon’s surface – dimples for controlling air resistance. That’s why the moon doesn’t slow down and fall back on top of us. Bill O’Reilly would approve.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Wow. What a swinging club! ……For Danae, this is just par for the course…….BTW, remember when an astronaut actually did that on the moon?…….Remember when we had a space program? Boy, those were the days…..

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 10 years ago

    If they were that large it would go further than just orbit.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Aliens wear plaid!

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    chrwest  over 10 years ago

    Notice the tentacles? Theory and reality are 2 different things what u perceive is not what exist

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Except the moon was around before the pyramids existed.

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    loner34  over 10 years ago

    When you prove a theory, does it cease being a theory and become fact?I.E. gravity, speed of light etc.

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    Wiley creator over 10 years ago

    Ok, seriously, folks? You’re going to try introducing things like logic and physics here? Which part of “Danae’s Theory” don’t you understand?! :-)

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    FlatheadFord  over 10 years ago

    Thank you Wiley, sometimes a comic is just a comic. Why do people have to read a social redeeming value into everything?

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    Danae, maybe if, but I suggest you listen to your consultant. He might think you were horsing around.

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    Nice imagination works for me

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    calliopejane  over 10 years ago

    Thank you dukedoug. Scientific theory is not mere opinion, it’s an explanation for something that has withstood testing and been confirmed and refined (modified as necessary if evidence did not conform to predictions).

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    Jml58  over 10 years ago

    This theory not only explaines the moon, it also explaines the pyramids.

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    dondechaine  over 10 years ago

    Created on day 4.

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    Asharah  over 10 years ago

    Mars size planet named Thera hit the young Earth, Massive amounts of debris from Earth’s crust were knocked loose. Debris first formed a ring and eventually formed moon. Moon stabilized and slowed Earth’s rotation to help make it compatible for life.

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    tazz555  over 10 years ago

    If she gets an F she can argue “religion”…I mean scientology also believes aliens were involved in stuff

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    neeeurothrush  over 10 years ago

    i’ve got a macbook and i’m trying to add a comment with a strikethrough and i can’t get it to work (right click and change default to strikethrough and then either done, apply or select- nothing works) – anyone out there who can help me – thanks

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    neeeurothrush  over 10 years ago

    thank you – i bookmarked it

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    Doublejake  over 10 years ago

    According to Bill O’Reilly, no theory explains the tides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HABNe7_D22k.Go to about 1:45 or so in the clip, leading in to the point where he says, “Tide comes in, tide goes out….. you can’t explain that.”.Yep, anything anybody doesn’t understand (even if other people do), is easily explained by the presence of that invisible guy in the sky pulling the strings on his creation.

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    rgcviper  over 10 years ago

    This one made me smile—probably since I’m a lifelong golfer.

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    neeeurothrush  over 10 years ago

    thank you to everyone for your help – either i’m doing something wrong – most likely – or my computer isn’t doing something right – hardly likely

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    Michael Jones  over 10 years ago

    That would be one small moon.

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    Mariposamia  over 10 years ago

    Origin of the Moon: The Holy Bible!!

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    racerxyz  over 10 years ago

    This reminds me of the last scene in “Men in Black” :-)

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    wittyvegan  over 10 years ago

    State the bible says so and claim anti-Christian-discrimination if nobody buys it.

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