Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 21, 2014

Not too ugly – it’s the power tie that’s going to intimidate them.

Actually, I think it’s the pickpockets who’ll be afraid.

Where does he keep his keys?

C’mon Bob – there are clothes without pockets! Tuck your keys – I dunno – behind your belt, on a chain around your neck, in your socks. In a purse (a Murse, guys) maybe.But those knees!

It’s still better than how he dealt with his fear of spiders.

And just when we thought we got over Howard from Diamond Lil last week…

I have had dreams like this, being naked in a room full of people and not being noticed.

erk!

Nice tie.

Bad time of year for it, Winter approaches!!!

“I’m ready for my security screening now, Mr. TSA man!”

HhHhaaaaaaaHHa: I really needed this chuckle this morning!

Well, that sorta ties things up for him and his anxiety. I guess you might say he barely gets by. Does he have credit with his therapist?

Vestiphobia

Now he’s getting down to the naked truth.Well, somebody had to say it!

He also has a problem with picking ties.

Never knew a shrink to allow a patient to enter without his wallet.

can’t really see Bob’s knees, but the Doc’s knees are pretty scary even clothed…..

Good thing that tie is the old fashion “WIDE” style ! hahahaha

I sold my birthday suit in a vintage clothing store.

REALLY ugly!!!!

Ugly right. That tie does nothing for his complexion.