Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2015
May 24, 2015
May 26, 2015
Transcript:
Kate: What's wrong, Danae? Danae: I'm sick of hearing other people talk. Kate: Just ignore them. Danae: But they won't shut up! Kate: Imagine they don't exist. Danae: How do I do that? Oh, you're good, Kate. Kate: Well, I've had a lot of practice around here.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
One up for Kate on her.
Argythree over 9 years ago
I used to like Kate. Now I think she’s just as annoying as Danae.
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Remember those stories about creatures that switch a human baby with one of theirs?It’s the only way I can explain Danae and Kate as sisters.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Progressive commercial:“And I did NOT turn your daughter into a rooster. She just looks that way.”
einarbt over 9 years ago
Kate is good.
phylum over 9 years ago
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Varnes over 9 years ago
Do we know which one is older? Or are they fraternal twins? Anybody?
pbarnrob over 9 years ago
Who?
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
Schizophrenia, perhaps? Does Kate really exist?
dabugger over 9 years ago
So different yet comparable. As long as they don’t miss their cue.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Kate is wise beyond her years, and Danae is…….Danae.
uniquename over 9 years ago
They’re both quite smart and wise beyond their years, but in different ways.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
Take some pride, guys; the sex of the baby is determined by the sperm, NOT the egg! Fraternal or maternal twins, the sex is determined by the dad’s chromosomes.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
Oh, and just to add to the fun, Fraternal Twins can also have Different Fathers..It has always been “polite” to assume otherwise, but that assumption went out the window with DNA Testing..
Ernest Lemmingway over 9 years ago
I don’t think Danae can pretend to ignore people. To do that she’d have to give up cable “news,” sociopathic media, and her asinine schemes.