Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2016
Transcript:
Jeffrey: According to folklore, vampires burn up in sun-light, right? Danae and Lucy: Um...right... Jeffrey: So even if vampire slugs do exist, wouldn't now be the safest time to... Danae and Lucy: GO! Jeffrey: Now, if there were zombie slugs, they'd be active 24-7! Heh-heh....Heh...Oh, great...
Pointspread over 8 years ago
So much for logic. Just cross that bridge when you come to it.
Varnes over 8 years ago
If there’s a fork on the bridge, take it…….
KenTheCoffinDweller over 8 years ago
The vaccine issue as you stated it, is not entirely false. But it depends upon the specifics of which vaccine and what person. In my particular case, I can not take flue shots because I am allergic to the culture medium used to grow the vaccine. If they develop a flu vaccine that uses some other medium to culture the vaccine then the danger to me would be minimal. Currently that is not the case and has not been since the vaccine was first developed.
dl11898 over 8 years ago
She needs to spend more time in the real world.
Kaputnik over 8 years ago
But wouldn’t zombie slugs be really, really slow? Unless you go to sleep on the bridge, how are they going to get you?
sandpiper over 8 years ago
@Cripplious Now that sounds as much like modern political philosophy as I’ve ever heard it.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Zombies are slow.Slugs are slow.Ergo, zombie slugs would be no problem to run away from.Right?
dabugger over 8 years ago
An according to someone there are doubts. Trapped in his bitof misgivings;now we have a Jeffrey dilemma. At least Lucy and Danae crossed the bridge; though in a very quick faction. Just wonder how many bridges there are across the country plagued with folklore dilemmas?
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Find that long lost shaker of salt, and get across that bridge.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 8 years ago
Due to the poor condition of bridges in the USA, I don’t want to trust any bridge.
GiantShetlandPony over 8 years ago
Zombie slugs!!!! At least they’d be slow. ;)
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
People who believe that horses can talk or that Danae can make sense will believe almost anything……..
Jessica_D over 8 years ago
Doesn’t Jeremy live on that side of the bridge and therefore does not need to cross it?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Successful FAIL!
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Danae’s insanity is oddly Contagious.
grainpaw over 8 years ago
Elderberries have a compound that works against the flu virus. I take 2-4 ounces as my flu shot most days in the winter. Or you could try Sambucol, over-the-counter at drug stores.