Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 20, 2016

not a moment too soon

This will be momentous?

Water skiing the river styx? Epic!

Ironically, I’m not sure what is ironic and what isn’t ironic any more….That whole Alanis Morissette dust up confused me….

♪ Don’t pay the ferryman, ’til he gets you to the other side ♪

He’s just happy that he doesn’t have to worry about the mortgage anymore.

Gonna have to pick up the pace Grimmypoo…Use that stick like a pole and push, baby!….He wants to pole ski!…..A good sturdy stick can be a pole, or at least, pole-ish!….And you’ll need one of those poles on the River Sticks, or is it spelled Styx?…….

Where’s his life preserver?

Come sail away with me …oh sorry, wrong Styx.

gosh, all this belief in an afterlife!

At least no one’s shouting at him (yet) " Sit down, sit down,…yer rockin’ the boat " !

To cross the river Styx on skis, what will Hades think?

What has he got to lose at this point. I say go for it, I mean he dead already.

Much too late for never.

Don’t forget coins for Charon.

He’d rather laugh with the sinners.

Well, he’s taking his death in his own hands!

We have now achieved “FAIL!”