Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 04, 2019

Not a lot of business. I wonder why.

Just as long as there’s no man (or ma’am) spreading.

Just to keep things equal.

His explanation is going to be very complicated. Her’s on the other hand is one word, and it’s always the same, " Everything "

Add a child next to them to get it “straight, cute and mighty embarrassing”

What to do, who to go to? Ah, yes. The tree has all the answers.

Mansplaining is a concept that overlaps but does not coincide with, nor include or is included by, “the way we used to do it back in my day” grandpaism.

Reading A: No dyspeptic scowling depicted: Golden-aged and set in their ways, but seemingly content in mutual acceptance of how each is; a nice image to which couples could aspire. Reading B: Those are self-satisfied smirks: for the sake for the business Hal and Harriet cohabit, but haven’t spoken a civil word to each other in years.

The oldsters are getting about as much attention as they do anywhere else. Experience ignored is experience wasted

He may mansplain what she is doing, but she will be only too happy to correct what he got wrong

Yin and Yang.

It’s all in the jargon. She avoided the mistake he made by not calling her service “Womansplaining.”

And I always thought it was the old man living on a mountain top.

Enjoy the Mom and Popping while it lasts because pretty soon you are going to need to program your TV with your NetFlix account and down load your music to an mp3 player in your refrigerator.

Right on Wiley!

Do they have a permit?Where are their credentials ;)

If anyone doesn’t get the cart on the left, I’d be glad to clarify…

He drinks his coffee “black as tar to get the ol’ ticker going!” She drinks her chamomile tea “cause anything that has ‘mom’ in it, has got to be good for you!” Giggle hee, hee…

The ideal solution is blissful ignorance. (aka don’t give a *).

Blissful ignorance till you abruptly die or are maimed from that ignorance blinding you to reality.

On a par with corporate call centers.

All answers start with “Back in my day”.

Oh boy. This sure hits home.

Nip on down the street to the alley where Clyde has set up his “Incredibly Bad Advice $2” stand.

Once you sign on to be a parent, 24/7 is the only shift they offer.

I am sure they had a conversation on why each one has their umbrella wrong.

If you work from right to left, you’ll go away pissed off. If you work the other direction, you’ll go away feeling guilty. I plan to “Just walk on bye…”

First, she will tell you where you are erring – then he will explain it in words you can understand.