Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2019

Does it come with an akia?

More like the ski jump had the best view of this master suit in the entire building.

My guess is the ski jump area was there before the building. Proper zoning regulations might have prevented incidents like as shown.

The agony of defeat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV56dHLw0tw

I know that realtor. She keeps calling and asking when I want to sell my condo. Meanwhile, I haven’t found any other place I can afford, but when I do, she’s the last realtor I’d ever do business with…

And what comes through the window in the summer?

I recommend installing a slide that leads directly to the hospital.

But he didn’t stick the landing…

10 points for take off. Zero for the landing.

Even joke cartoons should match reality a little better than this.

Best view of the ski jump from the inside….

An impactful message, indeed.

I think you might need to stand back a bit.

We all know who the KING of real estate spin is

Ummm what else do you have…I’m not a ski fan…..yikes

Why do real estate agents take badly distorted pictures? It’s so obvious that the real spaces in a house will be so much smaller than they look in the ads, that one can only experience disappointment.

Another fraudster real estate agent revealed, ski jumpers don’t use ski poles. So there :)-

Install a vertical trampoline a few feet out from that window.

I have a question: how fast can you spin the truth before centrifugal force tears it apart?

Poor guy! Must’ve missed the lesson where you do that turn thing to stop. . .

Now that’s a bad break……..?

I’m really getting piste off…!

You know that hurt…

Must be Park City, Utah!

Her husband “The King of Spin” sells ice machines to Eskimos.

The ski jumper was expecting the bed to still be there.

“And it comes with this intriguing art installation.”

There are Better Neighbors.

When I was in High School, I knew a guy whose family had just bought a lot next to a Drive In Theater. While they were building it, they put in a “Picture Window” that faced the Movie screen.

And, one afternoon, the son went over to the Drive-In, dug a shallow ditch between their house and the nearest Speaker pole, buried a wire in the ditch, then ran the wire into their living room and hooked up a speaker.

They had Free Movies until the Drive-In went out of business.

They need to put up thick plexiglass and give people points on an impact meter.