Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 28, 2020

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    favm  almost 5 years ago

    Just wait a short while, the paparazzi will find us. They always do.

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    matjestaet  almost 5 years ago

    I think, they should talk a bit more like Flo….

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The Prince formerly known as Prince?

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh this is wonderful!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Once they meet Capt Eddie and Danae, they will probably be running back to the paparazzi.

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    But they don’t want real relocation! They just want to be private enough to sell their privacy for big bucks!!

    [Any resemblance to characters outside this comic strip is entirely coincidental! ;) ]

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    Eddie and Paulie for agents.

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t follow pop music anymore either. I have no idea who most of those people who won grammies the other night are.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    But she DOES have a TV, and some pretty good wisdom.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    They’re going to hide in Wiley’s basement

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    They’re going to have to use “eh” at least 4 times in a sentence so they have some work to do, eh.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    How about we just leave ’em alone?

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    You can only hold a candle under a bush for so long until the whole thing goes up in flames!

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    Aren’t they doing Canada?

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    We live in rural Maine, and they’d be welcome as our neighbors. We’d be happy to shut the hell up.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    #DiscoverYourOwnMaineThing will be trending by nightfall.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Is there a Cognito Maine?

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  almost 5 years ago

    I thought they were Sonny and Cher.

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    LKrueger41  almost 5 years ago

    Every time I hear something about those two, I wonder why anyone outside their family and friends gives a damn.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I wonder why English nobility did not go to Canada to get away from whatever it is that Lords and Ladies want to get away from in the past? I mean Australia and New Zealand, better yet the the Caribbean, I have heard of. Not Canada.

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    Someone should tell them to read ‘The Beans of Egypt, Maine’, after all, most of Maine is just one deep valley away from Appalachia.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 5 years ago

    right up until capt’n eddy gets rollin’

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Wait ‘til they meet Danae and Kate and Cap’n Eddie and Wiley Bears. . .think they were under stress before?

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    Donaldo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    imagine nobody cared

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    David Jones Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Loving this!

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    I’d rather have Harry, Megan and baby Archie living next door to me than that pedophile uncle of theirs, Andrew ( or Randy Andy as he used to be called before he needed the viagra and underage girls ).

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    pony21 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It wasn’t until I read the comments that I got the joke. So obviously I would be their ideal neighbor. Having already acknowledged that they are not anywhere near the top of my list of awareness, I do wish them happiness and peace.

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    distracted  almost 5 years ago

    The Wiley bears can provide security. My understanding is that members of the tabloid press and their photographers are a guilty pleasure of bears. “Oh, hey. I love these things! Soft on the outside and crunchy on the inside.” (With a tip of the hat to Gary Larson"

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe that’s where Elvis lives.

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    Buckeye67  almost 5 years ago

    These award shows seemed to be endless. I guess all these so called celebrities never tire of patting each other on the back.

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    Ozlander  almost 5 years ago

    Nobody important they’ll be gone next year.

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    smadanek  almost 5 years ago

    Lizzo is an appropriate Pan for the 21st Century

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    Does anybody know the words to a hit song that has more than 6 words and doesn’t sound like an auctioneer?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I’m fairly certain they DO want the fame and fortune, but on their own terms and timetable.

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    tabby  almost 5 years ago

    If I were them, I’d head north to the Maritime Provinces.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Meg & Harry, royal blue-bloods…yuck!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do we have a choice between Grammies or Grannies in this thread?

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe I’m an outlier, but I could never pick ANY members of the British “royal” family out of a police lineup………

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    Strod  almost 5 years ago

    Come on, Flo. These are Meg and Harry.   You know, the stars of that classic romantic comedy from the 80’s, When Billy met Sally…

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    dukedoug  almost 5 years ago

    It’s Boris and Natasha.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    Is a Wiley Bear Fearless Leader?

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    lordhoff  almost 5 years ago

    - do you follow the British royal follies?

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    Argythree  almost 5 years ago

    Still can’t understand why US citizens are interested in royals. Didn’t our ancestors fight a revolution to get away from them?

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    trixnnort  almost 5 years ago

    they had grammies??

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    eric.franz.petras  almost 5 years ago

    So her diner is in Canada, then?

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