Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 08, 2020

Dip their claws in sugar and say “the sweetest bear claws” so they’ll have truth in advertisng without being suspicious.

Reminds me of a ZZ Top song: “every girl crazy about a sharp clawed man.”

They’re a wiley adversary, those bears!

Do bears ever name their children “Claude”?

He’s quick on the uptake.

They do take (you) out too!

Love bear claws.

I would love to see the Wiley Bears running a resturant. I just wouldn’t want to (be) eat(en) there….

All is in marketing and advertising .

We love smiley Wiley bears

Buy one get one free.

I wouldn’t go in. They are not wearing masks!

You have to respect truth in advertising.

At last. Truth in advertising.

YES, YES . . . . Wiley Bears. Thank you Mr. Miller!!

Shhhh. Darwin test in progress.

They are eager to serve you…To all their friends and family

Loves me some Bear Claws. Got settle for Panera’s version around here.

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!

I would NOT go in there because the bears aren’t wearing masks.

But how are the elephant ears?

Oh just go in, what do you have to lose?

Time to paws and reflect.

All I want are old fashioned bear claws with date filling. So they look like they have dirt in their claws.

Do you serve Danish? Yes we’ll eat any nationality.

I never grow tired of Wiley’s bears. Those bears really have it figured out. No wonder they always have grins on their faces.

It’s the cayenne pepper that makes the difference?

Now if we could just get all of the politicians and corporate lobbyists all levels of government to visit this place………..

Note that they have corrected their spelling errors. They are learning.

Those two will not be missed!

This strip should’ve been done in the middle of the pandemic to make fun of people that think dine-in restaurants should be okay.

“Reopened for dine-in.” I think they mean dine-in (side the Wiley bears)…

Once again, the Wiley Bears for the win!!!

My, what big sharp claws and fangs you have!

It’s like Sharp Cheese, only it’s Sharp Frosting.

Just a bit of Peppermint does the trick.

I love Wiley’s Bears.

Nothing like stopping in for a bite

Bearly funny.