Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 20, 2022

One of Australia’s proudest moments was when Starbucks tried to expand here and failed miserably. It turns out that a country with pretty universally good coffee (through a lot of Italian and Arabic immigration) finds it easier to put comfortable chairs in existing shops than it is for Starbucks to sell something drinkable.

And Starbucks just closed more stores in Seattle as the push for unions continues. Happy trails!

LOL!

It turns out that there is no intelligent life on other planets, then.

I think it was The Onion that led off one issue with the headline “Newest Starbucks Opens Inside Existing Starbucks”.

Kinda like tribbles…

there are 6 McDonalds within 2 blocks of this store as well

This one really caught me by surprise – a genuine Laugh Out Loud!!!

Dollar General too.

This isn´t news, after tasting it I KNEW it was run by aliens!

I mean, it’s not a new joke, but it’s still a good one.

And their coffee still tastes terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ovhbT-Iulc

Why are McDonald’s and Burger King always located across the street from each other?

Nitpicking panel 2 – the shuttle comes out of the rear of the ship, not the side…

Where’s the Dollar General?

The triumph of hope over experience …

I half-expected to see a sign out front reading, “Welcome, space explorers!”

I wasn’t able to see this during the outage. It was too small on the site I went to.