Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 2023

I call BS on that. Congressional “material” is way worse

My dad used to say “don’t cut your foot”. Apparently that was what HIS father said, so as to avoid mentioning the material directly, but was also quick to say and easily heard (and understood once explained).

You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Gonna need to throw those shoes away.

“I truly believe that even without a weapon, I would have rushed in there!”

Huzanga!

When I was in school my teachers used to call spurious arguments (and other things they didn’t approve of) “Bull Dust”. We all knew what they meant, and ‘dust’ wasn’t any part of it …

I was watching CNN late one night and saw a press conference. Someone said, “My client said an eight-letter word with a bovine context. Do you want me to say [the actual word]? Okay: [the actual word].” CNN can use the same salty language that HBO can use, and it was late at night. Decency watchdog groups may call BS on that.

Is this cartoon suggesting that Congress is a bunch of cow-wards?

rear wards any way

Their methane emittance was duly noted by a Chinese weather balloon for military purposes.

Bull!

And their PR people are as dung beetles that shape it into neat little balls.

Morning Wiley, this is a masterpiece! Thank you

buffalo heard. no, I don’t really listen. no, herd of buffalo. Of course I’ve heard of buffalo…

As the expression goes, “No matter how much you polish a curd, it’s still a curd.” I am NOT referring to cheese.

Heifer Dust!

I just use the same that Johnny Carson used. “El Torro poo poo!!!”

Remember, the freshest ones are steaming.

"Con"gress: “If you can’t Dazzle them with Diamonds, Baffle them with B.S. !”

According to a friend of mine, who retired from the U.S. diplomatic corps, the only difference between a diplomat and a politician is that while both are accomplished liars, the politician has more larceny in his heart.

Congress is the reflection of the American electorate. Mocking it is mocking ourselves. Don’t like what Congress is about? Go vote. When more than half the country gets in on the selection, mayhaps we’ll find their attitudes more amenable?

Bovine material is easier to wash off.

So that’s where MTG is.

B.S., M.S., Ph.D.

Settlers’ home heating fuel.

Hoy Hoy!

Old first people’s joke.

That should be MALE bovine material.

Must be downstream from the puddle on the Potomac.

Do the doo-doo quick step.

Equine would be more appropriate, and, it also includes donkeys

Or, the other word that starts with “as” but is on the sites banned word list, believe it or not!

With the current crowd in Congress,I’d be more worried about rabies

Have you ever noticed that, for any obscene or scatological word you care to name, there’s a socially acceptable euphemism? And the “nice” version is readily understood to mean the exact same thing as the “naughty” one. Why do people get all bent out of shape over the “bad” ones? Words never hurt anybody. “Don’t steal my words!” —Lenny Bruce, American satirist

“Yippee ki-ay, Cow Patti” – Jim Stafford

Has anyone stopped to think that buffalo chips make good fires in a tepee?

In other words, from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, “Who run’s Bartertown?”

Once worked at an outdoor theater adjacent to a cow pasture. The farmer was concerned the actors would disturb his dairy cows. The lawyers didn’t feel the term “cows” to be specific enough. So the theater’s contract designated them as “bovine units”.

What’s the difference between cowboy boots and wingtips?

Cowboy boots have the BS on the outside.

but not when dems control congress eh?