Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 26, 2024

So these are literal corporate cutbacks.

“You can only stab yourself in the back…. But on my command”

I see no knife in CEO’s setting

Looks like a group of D.E.I. hires.

During my career it was the Legal Department that would interfere with the most efficient ways to manage.

There would never be a knife at the CEO’s setting, but otherwise this would make all workplaces better.

They’re ‘shooting daggers’ at each other with their eyes. Full frontal attacks.

Coroner and detectives were perplexed by how many times the deceased had fallen on his back onto the knife, repeatedly. Per legal, clear case of suicide.

They don’t remember submitting this idea in the suggestion box

While ’yer at it, pat yourself on the back.

“Like I just did there.”

If only it were true! ;-)

“And we’ll call it, let’s see….. ‘autocorrect.’ Yeah, that’s it.”

This corporation is already practicing “corporate inclusiveness.” Isn’t it obvious? See the women and people of color? Must be DEI hires…right? They couldn’t have possibly been hired on merit! By the way, I’m being sarcastic, in case you couldn’t tell.

Just like the suicide bombers and their mentors. They die while the mentor trains another

Well, you can’t say fairer than that!