Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 03, 2024

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    HidariMak  20 days ago

    If their choices only affected the ones who made that choice, there wouldn’t be a problem.

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    saobadao  20 days ago

    I weep for our country

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    Superfrog  20 days ago

    They’re just waiting for someone to tell them what everyone else is going to do.

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    Steve Bartholomew  20 days ago

    I can’t decide whether to have ice cream or hit myself in the head with a hammer.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 20 days ago

    Ice cream or orange creamsicle

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    Godfreydaniel  20 days ago

    Even some of Traitor Trump’s former Cabinet members wanted to invoke the 25th amendment (you can look it up), but, in any event, they are against him. For REASONS!!!!!

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    Bilan  20 days ago

    Notice that the best choices are the ones on the left. Hee-hee.

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    parforden  20 days ago

    This is brilliant.

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    mpguy2  20 days ago

    The U. S. is taking a national intelligence test. On Tuesday (or soon thereafter), we will see if the citizens of this nation passed or failed.

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    Jingles  20 days ago

    one has a bad record, 4 years of insanity. the other has no record to speak of, nothing to show for 4 years but idiotic cackling. what a choice. it would be nice if for once the US offered up presidential-quality candidates.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 20 days ago

    if someone asked me how i was going to vote i might not want to tell them… and saying i hadnt decided yet might be my way of avoiding telling them. Sure i know who i am voting for but no i am probly not telling you who.

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    keenanthelibrarian  20 days ago

    My last comment on this almighty charade – you get what you deserve after the Presidential Election. All the best to everyone in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

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    Indiana Guy  20 days ago

    A popular question is, “Are you better off now than you were four years ago?” Remember 2020? Deep in the COVID-19 crisis. Unemployment at 14% (25% unemployment in Nevada in May 2020). Trump saying, “We have this under control”, “It’s just like the flu”, “It’ll be over in April”… floating ideas of injecting disinfectants and using horse medicine. Utter incompetence. “Bestust Prezident evur!” says the Trumpite cult.

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    Daniel Verburg  20 days ago

    Weeping won’t help,,but persuading people to go voting does! Voting for the issues that consider RESPECT for EVERYONE!

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    happyinvenice23  20 days ago

    Yes me too if the orange one wins!

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    happyinvenice23  20 days ago

    Not just the country but the whole world!!

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    Differentname  20 days ago

    Back in 2004 Andy Rooney did a piece on 60 Minutes. It was just before the election and he said that if you were still undecided you were just too stupid to have a vote.

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    cdward  20 days ago

    My anxiety level is high, but I’m doing what I can. Already voted and gave a ride to someone who couldn’t get to the polls on their own.

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    A# 466  20 days ago

    Er … That ain’t mud that’s in that cone …

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    WaitingMan  20 days ago

    Final Scores from this coming Election Day:

    Kamala Harris – 340

    Donald Trump – 198

    Democrats win the House and keep the Senate.

    The Blue Tsunami is coming!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 20 days ago

    It is beyond my understanding how some can support an idiot, but I guess it’s “Birds of a Feather!”

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    Arealpatriot  20 days ago

    This election is tearing this country apart (just like Putin wanted).

    Unfortunately, the divide will remain for a long time.

    T**** has already been signaling that he won’t accept that he lost (if indeed he does lose), just like 4 years ago.

    Then we will see if his supporters are the “patriots” they claim they are, or if they are the insurrectionists they were on January 6, 2021.

    Think about the consequences of your vote.
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    Q4horse  20 days ago

    The choices are easy, Trump Spa, Trump Ice Cream, and Trump parachute!

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    dot-the-I  20 days ago

    By pipe smoke, pathside confectioner may be excused for assuming Eddie is just another cruise member.

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    cmerb  20 days ago

    I worked with man some years ago that made the statement all of the country’s problems started when " Women were allowed to vote " Well the ladies did respond to that and it was not very favorable for sure ?

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    scpandich  20 days ago

    I’m amused that you think the choice is that stark. I’ve been saying it’s more like a choice between a grease fire and a termite infestation.

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    Dr_Fogg  20 days ago

    The WOKE generation is going to be the ruination of us all.

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    oldchas  20 days ago

    If you can’t make up your mind just stay home. The line at the polls will be a little shorter, making it easier for those of us that are capable of making a decision. Really, how long does it take for you to buy a car?

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    dflak  20 days ago

    Instead of flipping a coin, try this:

    “Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that” – Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. What kind of America do you want your children to grow up in?
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    Space_cat  20 days ago

    The undecided voter, America’s biggest idiots! Worse than the magaturds!

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    DaBump Premium Member 20 days ago

    LOL, but where’s the media telling them that people have drowned in spa pools, ice cream will make you a fat diabetic who dies young, and parachutes were used by the Nazi Fallschirmjäger? And the ad campaigns saying, Don’t stop for a parachute, just keep moving forward!?

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    sandpiper  20 days ago

    Continually ‘riding the fence’ gives one reason to love PrepH. Depending on who wins, either plan on having it delivered on a schedule for the unreadable future or to throw away what’s left of what you have now.

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    akachman Premium Member 20 days ago

    Right?! Let’s I want to be in a democracy or a Neo-Nazi nightmare. Such a hard choice. Not!

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    SofaKing Premium Member 20 days ago

    David Sedaris said being an undecided voter in this election is like being offered a meal of chicken, or a pile of $h!t laced with broken glass, and you ask how the chicken is prepared.

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    locake  20 days ago

    It is like choosing between a warm, fresh cinnamon roll, or a stinking cow patty in the pasture. Amazing that so many will choose the cow patty.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 20 days ago

    What is this “Undecided Votah” of which you speak?

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  20 days ago

    YouTube: When I’m in the Clink (a Donald Trump musing) ~ Parody of the Beatles’ song “When I’m 64”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 20 days ago

    The restaurant offers Wagyu filet and creamed bovine feces. The Liberal Commie mushrooms go for the sloppy bull manure every time.

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    Cerabooge  20 days ago

    I’m afraid that the options are more like

    Lava pit

    or

    Hungry T-Rex.

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    wndflower1  20 days ago

    today- sunday- remember to turn your clocks back 1 hour.

    on tuesday, remember NOT to set our country back 100 years!

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    Steverino Premium Member 20 days ago

    I feel the same way sometimes. I can’t make up my mind if I wan’t to go into a Waffle House. I’m waffling.

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    gpantzer  20 days ago

    Sadly, I am old enough (73) to remember when I could vote for a Republican. I am a “fiscal conservative” and a “social liberal”. Now, the GOP is the opposite of both. It may not be fair, but now it has been many years since I voted for ANY Republican at ANY political level from POTUS to the local City Council. I know it is extreme, but I find them “guilty by association”.

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    Carl  Premium Member 20 days ago

    For those undecided I would think their question is: Do I vote or Do I not vote?

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    mindjob  20 days ago

    More crime or less crime, higher prices or lower prices, more war or less war. It’s a tough decision

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    christelisbetty  20 days ago

    If you can’t see a difference, by all means don’t vote.

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    ChessPirate  20 days ago

    F*** TRUMP! Right, Wiley? ☺

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 20 days ago

    I’m not “undecided”. I’m just not telling.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  20 days ago

    I really don’t understand why this race is so close! Regardless of political party, it just seems impossible.

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    donut reply  20 days ago

    I decided I don’t like either candidate, more so, either party.

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    mistercatworks  20 days ago

    If you think voting for President is a tough choice this year, advertisers are going to love you the rest of your life.

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    NatureBatsLast  20 days ago

    Citizens United = Amerika LLC

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 20 days ago

    News report just before 2024 presidential election: “Trump called former Republican Rep. Liz Cheney a ‘war hawk’ who should be fired upon when he was campaigning in Arizona last Thursday night. Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes, a Democrat, said that her office is investigating whether the comments constitute a death threat under state law.”

    Those would be direct death threats, but then there are the indirect kind, of which Trump is a grand master (think Jan. 6). Stochastic terrorism means inciting violence through rhetoric, but not explicitly. Instead, stochastic terrorism gets people fired up with implicit calls to arms (“fight like hell”; “stand back and stand by”) and dog whistles (“not going to take it any longer”; “you have to show strength”), knowing that at least one wacko in the audience will pick up on the true, underlying meaning and go out and destroy stuff and shoot someone. So the violence is “statistically predictable but individually unpredictable”, and, importantly, the speaker can plausibly deny any connection to the bloodshed (“I didn’t tell them to do that!”).

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    ncorgbl  20 days ago

    It is every U.S. Voter’s RIGHT to be decide or undecided before they vote. Many make their mind up in the voting booth. I am not undecided, and surely am vocal about my choice and what I think of those who support that which I oppose. However, I took and maintain an oath, and served this Great Nation for EVERY U.S. voter to vote their choice.

    And by my oath “I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;”

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    Curiosity Premium Member 20 days ago

    I’ve been around long enough to be able to vote in many elections. I have in every one, and always had a preference or I wouldn’t have bothered, but have only once before seriously worried about the long-term effects of the outcome. Trump being in power was a serious blow to the country and the world but Biden’s administration, surprisingly, managed to do well enough to counteract at least part of it. This is the first time I’ve worried that the outcome could mean the destruction of my country’s way of governing, the rule of law, and our standing in the world. If he and his handlers get back in power I strongly suspect that within 2 to 3 years our economy will crater, our civil service and government support agencies like the weather and postal services will effectively cease to exist, Russia and China will attack the Baltic states and Taiwan respectively, and we may not have any more national elections.

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    GiantShetlandPony  20 days ago

    It’s amazing how many people will vote to make their own lives worse, in order to make the already rich even richer.

    I voted Democratic Blue up and down the ticket. Anyone who values freedom would be wise to do the same.

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    willie_mctell  20 days ago

    Of the three I’d say the base jumping one was the most accurate metaphor.

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    pflutke59  20 days ago

    Excellent.

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    magdala666  20 days ago

    if you’re still “undecided” a week before the election, you have officially lost your right to vote~~and probably shouldn’t be allowed to live on your own.

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    lnrokr55  20 days ago

    Undecided is really just another way to get attention. I don’t find them believable. Just my two cents.

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    eddi-TBH  20 days ago

    Don’t sweat it. Most undecided voters don’t decide to vote until November 8 as the final results come in. But by the next election cycle they will forget again.

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    eddi-TBH  20 days ago

    We really need a serious multi-party system to avoid this kind of problem. Most countries let voters spread across a broad spectrum. From Crazy Right to Conservative to Moderate to Liberal to Crazy Left. The ends cancel out and moderation usually scrapes up a balanced coalition to keep things running.

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    sisterea  20 days ago

    Amen!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  19 days ago

    Captain Eddie is voting for Captain Peter Peachfuzz

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    Mekoides  17 days ago

    The day after, I am horrified at the female voting. What are these women who voted for the convicted felon and adjudicated sexual offender who trash talks women and anyone who opposes him thinking? I worry for all the women of this country, the non-trump-christians and the LBGTQ people. The blacks and Latinos will get what he promised them. The VP must not concede and should turn the convicted felon’s playbook on the GOP cultists for the next election. But I doubt there will be a next election because I believe the convicted felon will make good on his statement there will be no next election. He will make himself president for life – kind of like Robert Mugabe – and will start killing off his opponents and then his supporters and his “friends”. Ps Robert Mugabe ran Zimbabwe into the ground for 37 years until he died – he took a country that was solvent and left it bankrupt and broken after he plundered everything. His sons kept up their father’s legacy…so Don jnr and the other little wanna-be have a good playbook to follow. And of course, blood bear Putin, honey bear Xi and fat boy “i’ll nuke you”, Oberan “i’m with the EU”, “I’m helping” Erdegon and the other cough-cough dictators will help.

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    washatkc Premium Member 14 days ago

    America spoke. Tired of the Blue lies and mismanagement.

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