Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 12, 2012

That would work.

There’s another round for you in it too, if you put the squeeze on him.

He just needs to go somewhere and dry out.

I’ll bet that bartender drinks like a fish.

I was hooked once I got to the Harpoon Saloon, but the guy next to me kept mooching drinks.

Rehab is called the spin cycle

Poor us.

But he still has to square his accounts before he goes. Or they will never let him sponge off the house again.

Now addicts won’t have to pay! All they have to do is lick it off the floor.

Of couse, it WOULD taste a little spongy…