Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 28, 2012

Sew it has come to this.

The thread might be too patient. Actually it could afford to lose a little wait.

Eye can see the problem is needle-ing.

Everyone can see they go together like….well, you know.

that’s gonna be tough, threading a needle with two eyes…

Most people find it helps if you li…. um… on second thought, you’re going to have to work this out for yourselves.

Better follow up Mark! Don’t leave us hanging by a thread, locked in suspense, cause I can’t stand to be on pins and needles…

Cue up Linda Ronstadt singing Silver Threads and Golden Needles.

I’d like to think they could patch things up.

But she’s a little dull, and has trouble following the thread of this discussion, and he doesn’t quite get the point…

She needles him at length, till his stomach is in knots.

They hem and haw…. but will they do the work?

If they need more patients there is probably an opening for them in medicine, maybe surgery.

Everything’s jest so-sew, darn it . . .

Some would view the relationship as unseamly. Personally, I think she embroidered the truth a bit.

Fantastic comments and puns today! Thanks all.

As ye sew, so shall ye rip!

The offstring from clothulating should be Button, Hole, Zipper, and Stitch.

He got this line out of whole cloth?

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It might help if one of them pins the other.

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And yes, SusanSunshine often leaves me in stitches.

Womble and bmonk — awww….

I ♥ you guys too…blush

And who says size doesn’t matter…?