Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 02, 2012

…and a splat.

Lion, Tigers and Bears, Good…

He’s game to die. What a wild way to go.

OK, guy, time to use that divide-and-conquer strategy…

Step back and time it correctly and he’d have a video clip of all time.

Can’t help wondering where he is if lions are in Africa, tigers are in India and bears are in North America & Europe.

Gforgina…I’d say….without really looking at a map….my best guess as to his precise location is…in a comic strip.

People meat is O.K. as long as there’s not tastier fare available.These guys look hungry.

Check this out, new meaning to lion, tiger and bear!

Food for thought.

If he could have waited longer, he might have been rescued by the Tank Gibbons…

Try India, all three are native there.

500 S & W would have been better than a tweeter box.

Siberia used to have tigers and bears. But the tigers are getting very scarce. And for the lions you’d have to use a snow leopard or something. Or a lynx?

He’d have an even more awesome tweet if there was a yellow brick in the road. If there was a road.

Definitely a YOLO moment.

Oh my.