Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 30, 2013

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    Superfrog  about 11 years ago

    A maizing.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Yea, stalking him to butter him up for a loan, that is.A friend like that isn’t worth his salt.

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    They’re as smooth as silk…corn silk!

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    Toonerific  about 11 years ago

    Do you want to pop out for some popcorn to go with the beer?

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    Their ears must be burning…

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    Boonefiddler  about 11 years ago

    Not a kernel of truth to that…

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    angelolady Premium Member about 11 years ago

    LOL Triple bad puns in one panel—good job. Couldn’t wait to get here to read all the comments as well. Surely there will be more.

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    xpurplezebra  about 11 years ago

    Ear’s to you hominy

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago

    stalker eh? don’t make me call da cobs

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    But seriously, folks….next summer if you have access to freshpicked sweetcorn, don’t boil it, don’t shuck it—just toss the ears, shucks and all, into the hottest oven you can find for 20 min. (I’ve done them at 550ºF with good success). The corn will steam-roast to perfection. Have a trashcan at the table. Everybody shucks their own just before eating. Drizzle with olive oil or butter, salt and pepper. Angels sing softly in the distance.

    Roast far more ears than you’d think necessary for the number of people at the table. The last couple of times we did this, all we ate was corn! (I’d like to thank Rex Stout for writing Murder is Corny which taught me the method).

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