Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 01, 2013

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    noahproblem  about 11 years ago

    OTOH, had he used “The Schwartz”…

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    Superfrog  about 11 years ago

    Should’ve brought the heavy sabre.

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    The Duke 1  about 11 years ago

    No problem….it works with dark energy.

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    blunebottle  about 11 years ago

    Is this another Black Friday joke?

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    James Hopkins  about 11 years ago

    He should have gone with the black lightsaber. Just as deadly and an added bonus of making other colors glow in the dark!

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    Linux0s  about 11 years ago

    Oops, it’s actually a used ice cream cone.

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    edclectic  about 11 years ago

    Should have used Eveready alkaline batteries.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    He forgot to put in the flashdark batteries.

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    edclectic  about 11 years ago

    And we all know how uncomfortable that can be!

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    Frosted Donut Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Instead of a “lightsaber,” Darth went with a “darksaber,” which would be dark and not visible.

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    rdbauerle  almost 11 years ago

    It uses DED (Dark Emitting Diode) technology…

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    purpleriver  almost 4 years ago

    Powered by Dark Matter I bet.

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