Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 10, 2014

  1. Missing large
    clayusmcret Premium Member over 10 years ago

    We don’t need no stupid certificates. Meow.

     •  Reply
  2. Fleur on guard
    kth0mpsn  over 10 years ago

    Actually, the training goes the other way…

     •  Reply
  3. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  over 10 years ago

    No cats?

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    fawny  over 10 years ago

    There should be humans getting diplomas…

     •  Reply
  5. Robert asprin   myth adventure 10 sweet myth tery of life ace walter velez
    gleep6991  over 10 years ago

    Dogs have owners, Cats have staff!

     •  Reply
  6. Img 20230721 103439220 hdr
    kaffekup   over 10 years ago

    What behavior modification techniques? We have three, and the third has put the second off his litter training.

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    dflak  over 10 years ago

    We trained our cat with “Mr. Squritbottle.” I wanted to use something more effective, but my wife insisted that “Mr. Smith & Wesson” was a bit much

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    Jeff0811: That is particularly good in training feral cats. Use pea gravel and hit about a foot in front of them. The irregular gravel makes a noise in flight, plus the dust kicked up or grass cut gives an added impact. No animals are harmed in this technique – just scared out of the yard.

     •  Reply
  9. Virus
    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    You know, I’ve never understood why people would want to train theirs cats to sit, etc., like dogs. Same thing with feline leashes.

     •  Reply
  10. Jesus
    TIMH  over 10 years ago

    It is easy to train cats. Mine are trained to scratch up the furniture, hack up hair balls on the carpet, knock items of choice off the coffee table, jump on me when I sleep in, and shed lots of hair. I’m proud of them.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Off the Mark