Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2014

I’ve asked it before, I’ll ask it again…

Is Parisi walking around loose anywhere? Like in Georgia? Georgia nothing, America? North America?

Is he walking around loose?

This is really bad, meaning really good.

They’re movers and shakers.

No one is going to assault their 2nd Amendment rights.

Maybe their 2nd condiment rights…

Why do they carry? For self desiccation.

Are they wasting away in Margaritaville?

They’re assalt weapons. Casualties will be broiled in butter with garlic. Actually, they have a difficult time assalting anyone. Can’t catch them. See, they’re sluggish….

To be fair, how would they conceal those things?

All I brought was some pepper spray.

Shakes me up too.

Must be at a cracker barrel or chipotle.Only slugs would go there and complain about someone’s right to protect them-self.