"You will look like a fool"
You can buy boxes of Fortune Cookies at most supermarkets. This gives you, and everyone else a lot of the same fortunes.
Then perhaps she’ll fool around with you.
Help!! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
More like a misfortune cookie: “Get sick. Die soon.”
FAKE!
When reading a fortune cookie add “in bed” to the end.As in “You will look like a fool in bed.” (It makes them worth reading)
Top panel she’s all cleavage and no face. Weird.
It is sad that splayed teeth make one “look like a fool”. Many or most of the people in the world have no access to or can’t afford orthodontic treatment.
I don’t need no stinkin’ fortune cookie to tell me that!
I can really get into cleavage.
September 06, 2014
Aussie Down Under about 10 years ago
You can buy boxes of Fortune Cookies at most supermarkets. This gives you, and everyone else a lot of the same fortunes.
Toonerific about 10 years ago
Then perhaps she’ll fool around with you.
Under Dog Premium Member about 10 years ago
Help!! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
More like a misfortune cookie: “Get sick. Die soon.”
Darryl Heine about 10 years ago
FAKE!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 10 years ago
When reading a fortune cookie add “in bed” to the end.As in “You will look like a fool in bed.” (It makes them worth reading)
milady1 about 10 years ago
Top panel she’s all cleavage and no face. Weird.
kwanza_30303 about 10 years ago
It is sad that splayed teeth make one “look like a fool”. Many or most of the people in the world have no access to or can’t afford orthodontic treatment.
dflak about 10 years ago
I don’t need no stinkin’ fortune cookie to tell me that!
Banjo Evans about 10 years ago
I can really get into cleavage.