Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 10, 2014

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    Aussie Down Under  about 10 years ago

    You can buy boxes of Fortune Cookies at most supermarkets. This gives you, and everyone else a lot of the same fortunes.

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    Toonerific  about 10 years ago

    Then perhaps she’ll fool around with you.

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    Under Dog Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Help!! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago

    More like a misfortune cookie: “Get sick. Die soon.”

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    Darryl Heine  about 10 years ago

    FAKE!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    When reading a fortune cookie add “in bed” to the end.As in “You will look like a fool in bed.” (It makes them worth reading)

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    milady1  about 10 years ago

    Top panel she’s all cleavage and no face. Weird.

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    kwanza_30303  about 10 years ago

    It is sad that splayed teeth make one “look like a fool”. Many or most of the people in the world have no access to or can’t afford orthodontic treatment.

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    dflak  about 10 years ago

    I don’t need no stinkin’ fortune cookie to tell me that!

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    Banjo Evans  about 10 years ago

    I can really get into cleavage.

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