Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 03, 2014

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    jreckard  about 10 years ago

    He’s having a crescent roll.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Just one wafer-thin mint.

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    naturally_easy  about 10 years ago

    Never let your meal run into your dessert compartment. (One of Dad’s wise sayings he left me)

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    MikeyMN  about 10 years ago

    Maybe some cheese

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    xpurplezebra  about 10 years ago

    Stained underwear?

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    gmu328  about 10 years ago

    he’s not full, so he’s ordering dessert

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    K M  about 10 years ago

    Reminds me of the person who told Readers Digest he kept staring out of the corner of his eye at a fellow blood donor while they were in recovery. His curiosity getting the better of him, he finally asked the other donor, “Excuse me, but are you really a full-blooded Indian?” Absolutely straight-faced, he replied, “No, I’m about a pint short right now.”

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    Piksea Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I guess it’s still waxing

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago

    A great idea (at least I think so) for an app: something that allows for an audio file to play at the end of a cartoon, comment, or e-mail. This one, and many of the previous comments, cries out for a rim shot. buh-du-bum – thwack!

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    Arianne  about 10 years ago

    There’s always room for pie!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    Is it just me, or does the speaker resemble Gru? Maybe talk of the moon threw me off.

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