Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2015

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Maybe so, but the savings on heating bills is about to be offset by the expense of your funeral.

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    PICTO  almost 10 years ago

    Women don’t suffer from menopause…men do.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It gives men a pause.

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    Qiset  almost 10 years ago

    Aside from a few days, most of my temp adjustment bill is for AC here in Texas so quite the oppisite.

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    bigal666  almost 10 years ago

    Now we know the actual reason for global warming. The baby boomers all hit menopause at the same time.

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    It’s not a hot flash; it’s a power surge.

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    Terrywoebegone  almost 10 years ago

    Yeah they’ll find what’s left of him when the snow melts.

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