Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 07, 2015

ooh, can I get this model in a bed?

genius.

Now if you can get one that flushes the coins out of the cushions ………

Now that’s what I call a couch….every week it’s Christmas for the cats…

A couple months ago my sump pump quit working and my basement had water on the floor and when I replaced the pump and it drained and about twenty little water bottle caps came floating out from under the freezer where one of my cats likes to knock them, she plays hockey with them.

One needs to be a cat owner to understand this…

Man, could I use this device….Kitty can’t stop wacking his favorite mousie under the sofa!

This is actually kind of brilliant.

Dang! Wish I knew about this when I got my new sofa last week. It would be puuuurrrrfect!

I want this, and so do my Lucy, Carmilla, Frank, Jesse, and Nate!

Anyone suggested this to La-Z-Boy?

Do they have one that will gather all the change from under the cushions?

Creep.

You know, if you have a mudslide’s worth of toys like that all end up under something, that means you need to get rid of most, if not all, of them. None of our cats even looked at a new toy.

Even if you don’t have pets or kids, this could come in handy.