Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2015

He doesn’t want to lose his parking space.

She also didn’t know that he was a convertible.

Just another saab story.

Her name sounds high-tech but she’s really just nosy – Ford Probe.

The empty oil cans are a nice touch; but based upon his attitude, she should get him a few cans of V-8…

Well then, at least do as you’re towed.

Four differentials. Count them. A four wheel drive family. Must be upper middle class.

I think both of her differentials should be on the top axle. It wouldn’t look right car-wise, but what healthy red-blooded guy would care? Hey lady, nice Axle!.

I bet he didn’t tell her that he was bi either !

Bi-fueled that is ! ;-)

Not good carma !!

What kind of cookies or crackers is he snacking on?

Was that before he went on a bender? (And wound up on the wrong side of the tire tracks?)

She though getting him was a real coupe, but that was before he fell off the wagon.