Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 22, 2015

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    Linux0s  about 9 years ago

    “I find your lack of fruitcake disturbing… "

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    Yalashanda  about 9 years ago

    Don’t be too proud of this turkey-logical terror you’ve constructed. The ability to put a man to sleep is insignificant next to the power of this pie.

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    noreenklose  about 9 years ago

    Not out of dark meat yet…I count 2 drumsticks, 2 sliced thighs, and that leaves the back. A little, but better than nothing.

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    orinoco womble  about 9 years ago

    “Luke—I am your waiter!”

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago

    “I see you’ve constructed your own carving knife… Impressive.”

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    P51Strega  about 9 years ago

    I won’t pass the cranberries, you must come to the dark side [dishes]

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    P51Strega  about 9 years ago

    Kudos to everyone who commented before me; they’re all great!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 9 years ago

    The turkey is Luke warm! Let’s go to the maul on Black Friday!

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    zeexenon  about 9 years ago

    It’s not Luke! Luke must be a VEGAN.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    I hate it when there is no more dark meat. Almost as bad as running out of Stovetop Stuffing…

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