Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2016

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    Donna Kilroy  almost 9 years ago

    Who cares about the germs on the button? You are about to get sanitized right AFTER touching it !

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    That’s why I never bother to wash my hands, they are just going to get covered with other people’s “germs” anyway..(Just Kidding!!!!)

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    richardmosa  almost 9 years ago

    Germs are good, they keep up your natural resistance

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    how about a big slice of birthday cake after somebody blewspit all over the top of it?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Have you ever taken one last paper towel to use avoid touching the door handle on the way out?

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    matzam Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    the world is covered in germs, you can’t get away. the ones obsessed with germs will wind up like the martians from war of the worlds

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    zeexenon  almost 9 years ago

    What? No paper towel to open the door? Eeeek.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 9 years ago

    Then there’s the door handle on the way out…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    I’m sure he has a small package of Kleenex in his pocket…

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    heatherjasper  almost 9 years ago

    Adrian Monk… Hehehe…

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    heatherjasper  almost 9 years ago

    Adrian Monk… Hehehe…

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 9 years ago

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

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    vree66 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is totally what I think when I see community sanitizer bottles. Ewww

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