Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 08, 2016

I made atheists?

2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

I do believe that Gov. Byrant and Robin Roberts were both made by God…in his image.…You gotta like that.

From the album Monty Python Sings…

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their brutish venom.He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,All evil great and small,All things foul and dangerous,The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,Each beastly little squid,Who made the spikey urchin?Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,All pox both great and small,Putrid, foul and gangrenous,The Lord God made them all.

No, parents make babies. Atheism is a personal choice, just like any other philosophical stand.

I made mosquitoes: 0 likes.

Surprised they got 2.

Let us not confuse parenting with making babies. A male and a female is all that is required to make a baby! It takes a whole lot more to make parents…

I MAKED GALL BLADDER STONES!

I made Platypuses

(To show I had a sense of humour )

Bedbugs motivate you to be cleaner.