Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 30, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    I’m thinking tanning salon.

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    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    He just wants to look hot.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Now, don’t be gettin’ all up in his grill marks.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Oh great! I grilled hamburgers and BBQ chicken yesterday, now I want a (or two)hotdog. Mustard, catsup, and onions, with a little slaw…. bun steamed, not toasted..BTW: Is there any difference between ketchup and catsup?

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    That’s how some Burger King “restaurants” get the grill marks on their burgers…

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Raw on one side and well done on the other. Closest psycho-term I can think of is schizoid.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    Bengal tiger stripes make him look tough.

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    alexzabala  over 8 years ago

    He had to mustard up courage so the other weenies would relish his looks.

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