Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2016

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    Kamino Neko  over 8 years ago

    One should hope so, or else it ain’t paper…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Yeah… paper pretty much is pulp…mostly wood, sometimes with fibers such as linen, silk, or these days, synthetics, added.This one must be a rougher grind.Ouch!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Somewhere there’s a mouth-breather who would buy it. Once.

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    pulpitpoundingpoliticalpundit  over 8 years ago

    Slivers!!!

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    mikeyman  over 8 years ago

    I’ll add my own, thank you.

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    biz.gocomics  over 8 years ago

    This showed up online for April Fool’s Day this year: https://youtu.be/vRlBtabKRFM

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    KEA  over 8 years ago

    Gluten Free!

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Plain or Chunky…

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    katzenbooks45  over 8 years ago

    I had to use some like that in Germany in the 70s. It was quite a rude, uh, awakening.

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    Eclectic-1  over 8 years ago

    In the 60’s, tourists going to the USSR were advised to take their own toilet paper. Then again, only the white man would think of using a wood product on the most sensitive body parts. How long before we se legal commercials that claim microsplinters cause some disease?

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    WARNING: FOR USE ONLY BY FUTURE HEMORRHOID CANDIDATES! KNOWN IN CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE HOMOSEXUAL DIVORCE.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I like pulp…in my orange juice.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    Share your bidet experience on twitter.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 8 years ago

    Unprocessed, unbleached sawdust pressed into thin sheets. No thanx, I’ll ‘pass’…

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    colloc  over 8 years ago

    Once, in Morocco, I got some TP with BIG wood chips in it.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Living in Tripoli, Libya, many years ago, when my father was stationed there…we took turns hosting bingo games with our RAF and USAF neighbors. American toilet paper was far from what it is today…but a 4 roll package of it was one of the grand prizes in our games…always the first chosen if an English person won.Theirs came in packets, and was reminiscent of that thin waxed paper you pick up a donut with in the bakery.

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