Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 19, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Change your batteries while you’re up…she’s fully charged.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    He’s bristling at the suggestion.Is there something wrong with…OK…. I have to stop right here.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    At least she’s not brushing him off.

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    PICTO  over 8 years ago

    Oral sex…?

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    “What are you doing with that tooth pick?”

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    clacou  over 8 years ago

    wear that dental floss pleaaaase!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    Will that make her feel tingling fresh?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    She’s got a cavity she’d like filled, but it’s late, and he’s kind of run down.

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    Ubintold  over 8 years ago

    Uh-oh I think she’s got a headache.

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    miscreant  over 8 years ago

    “No dear but you’re three months old and time to change you out for a new one!”

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    anorok2  over 8 years ago

    I’ve stared at the comic and read every ones comments but I still don’t get this!! …can some one please explain?

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    pouncingtiger  over 8 years ago

    Will she be “giving head”?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    She wants him to be firm.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Our electric toothbrushes do come with a variety of attachments, besides brushes…

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    Alexthegrape Premium Member over 8 years ago

    If it were only to switch heads in real life!……Oh well

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    Salmon✔️   over 3 years ago

    cleaner kiss?

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