Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 31, 2017

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I used to think I was perfect.

    But I was conceited.

    However —

    now that I’m not conceited anymore.

    I’m perfect.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The only thing stopping him from calling himself Mister Fantastic is it’s already trademarked.

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    Now I’ve got Mac Davis singing “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way.”

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Humility is my greatest attribute.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    I have a lot to be humble about.

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    bluegirl285  over 7 years ago

    He’s a narcissist…

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    Jml58  over 7 years ago

    I am not a narcissist.But the guy in my mirror is.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sound like anyone we know?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    Similarly, not everyone who feels inferior necessarily has a complex.

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