Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 23, 2018

Horses of kings!!!

Sounds good, HD. I say go for it. You could end up a legend.

…and, it’s a bit hazy, something like a good autumn?

He’ll be the center of attention.

And a large fry pan.

“A chair that perfectly cups your bottom”

…duct tape.

His future isn’t what its cracked up to be. But then everybody appreciates a good yolk!

The rhyme never actually says that Humpty Dumpty was any sort of an egg.

Sounds good, but he just couldn’t put it all together.

“Diced ham, cheese.”

He had a great fall, but a lousy spring.

and listen to this, this will crack you up,………

You will be sitting at a high point in your life, then hit rock bottom and crack…

The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde is a very funny mystery about who killed Humpty Dumpty.

Putting a positive spin on Humpty taking a Dumpty!

Putting a positive spin on Humpty taking a Dumpty!