Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 25, 2018

Errr captain I think we need to rethink this here walking the plank thing.

He’s lucky the sharks are swimming behind schedule.

Keelhaul him!

Maybe it’s one of those fantasy parks in the future where the hyoomans really don’t get hurt or die. But soon, there will a bot rebellion and…

Shouldn’t the ship have sailed on past him?

Where that pirates term “AAAAAARRRRRRRRR” came from after walking the plank did not prove effective.

We have a pool. We also have three granddaughters. So it’s up the ladder, jump in the pool, up the ladder, jump in the pool all day long. It’s like they are faster-than-light, perpetual-motion machines.

But it was very quiet at night in our house.

This doesn’t happen when you tie them up first.

He sounds like a 2 year old…so big!!

not the mama

They forgot to tie his hands behind his back and chum for sharks first.

So folks this is how the diving board was invented!