Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 23, 2018

Hey fella, can you erase that?

Big oops!

Inspired by a GEICO radio ad?

I knew someone in an apartment that wanted to move to be closer to his girlfriend. She advised against it. It was nice of her to give a bit of warning like that.

Change it to read, “Stacy vanished without a tracy”. It’s called honesty in advertising!

At least you’ll still have the tattoo to remember her by.

Looks like he already put her behind him.

Now he’s going to hang out on every dating site he can find searching for a “Stacy” and then have to toss out half because it’s a guy’s name too.

this is one of the many reasons I never will get a tattoo and why I cannot see a point to them.

Just add something rude above or below her name.

Safer to get a picture, no names.

I’m sure someone here remembers those airbrushed t-shirts that couples would buy with each other’s name on them. It always seemed like whenever they did that, they broke up soon after. I believe the name tattoos are this new generation’s t-shirts.

An uncle has the name of a former girlfriend tattooed on his upper arm – he always wears long sleeves now.

There was panic…modified to say “Stacy’s Mom.”

And that is why tattooing someone else’s name on you is a foolish thing.

A tattoo that big with her name was a surefire guarantee that the breakup was coming.

A woman met a man and got his name tattooed on her face within 24 hours of meeting him. They got married and so far, they’re still together. Hoping for her sake it works out!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273234/Man-tattoos-girlfriends-FACE—met-24-hours-earlier.html