Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 19, 2019

Under cat law it is…:)

Expropriation without compensation!!

Other than simply wanting everything, why would a cat want a dog’s food. My Mom accidentally bought dog food for our cat, and she wouldn’t touch it.

Good golly.

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/littlerichard/goodgollymissmolly.html

Oh the folly of Miss Molly who wouldn’t get away with this if there was a bigger dog like a Collie! So Solly!

Good golly Miss Molly!

It’s legal in a cat’s world!

Good golly, Miss Molly! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6akiGRcL8

Given the situation, that cat’s gonna look real tasty.

This would have been perfect for a pets game of To Tell The Truth.

You might like Fancy Feast salmon for a change.

Cats house = cat rules.

Those dogs aren’t worth the food they lost if they can’t fix this problem.

Reminds me of this wonderful old tune to which I often whistle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6akiGRcL8

Which is why you shouldn’t let cats play with marking pens.

The more cats and cat owners I meet, the less tolerant I grow of cats. Never really fond of them. Both my parents grew up on farms where cats aren’t pets, they’re work animals. They belong outside where they have access to the barn(s) and other outbuildings to control vermin. (I think until my maternal grandparents have to move off the farm when I was sixteen I had only seen an adult cat on the farm twice, and a couple of “kittens” would occasionally show up around milking time.)

It is if you’re Molly.

I’ll ask my lawyer