Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 31, 2019

Let me guess – it flew right pasteurize?

Obviously didn’t make good grades in bagging school. Gotta know, paper or plastic?

They look like well-bread creatures.

Severe bread injury.

That’s why I like to go through the self-checkout line; I can bag my own groceries.

Thats what he gets for loafing.

Awwww don’t let this ruin your day, you have to RISE to the occasion….as far as we’re concerned, that bagboy is Toast!

My wife and I deliberately line the stuff up heaviest first to lightest and most squishable last. Also, I don’t have an issue bagging my own as they check me out. It gives me something to do and makes the line go faster for us and the rest of the people. I have 7 years’ “professional” experience having done it through high school and college.

Grocery stores do need to teach their people how to properly bag groceries. There is a right way and wrong ways.

I either put my six one-liter bottles widely separate on the belt or he puts them all in one bag, for this 76 widower-boy with one crippled lower back.

Since there’s crust outlining the “injury”, that would mean the bite had to have happened in the bakery, wouldn’t it?

So it’s bread pudding for you.

It’s good thing it’s not the eggs talking.

BTW, that just happened to me. I received a food order with eggs in the same bag as a quart of milk, and the milk was winning. Fortunately the eggs didn’t crackup over the situation.

A kid bagged my groceries – Put a bunch of bananas (I like mine rather close to ripe) and proceeded to get 4 medium cans thrown on top before I caught him. I called the checkout manager over and asked if he had watched the Army Safe Sex And Bagging training film. It was his first day. Never saw him at that store again, though…..

Stop the carnage NOW! Always put the bread on top!