Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 06, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Way to Kindle his desire, Mom.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Reading is more important than an extra 15-20 minutes of sleep.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Depends on just what he/she is reading.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    That bedroom is as messy as a briarpatch.

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I remember spending most of one night when I was in high school finishing a book with a flashlight as my light.

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    Check for the comic book in between the pages.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Heh heh yourself. He’s got the cellphone hidden inside the book. Just look at it glow his face.

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    Shark_DaBz  over 5 years ago

    learning

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    We did this with our kids. We told them to go to bed. They did not have to go to sleep, but they had to stay in bed and do some quiet activity. Most of the time they were asleep within 15 minutes. If you can get kids to pull it out of afterburner, then they do shut down.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    It’s porn: heh-heh.

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    She’s smarter than the average mum!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Reverse…….usually works….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Mystery of the Floating Bog by Pete Maas.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

    Win-win.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Right out of my youth! Mom would say lights out, and they would go out. The flash light would come out. An hour or so later mom would stick her head in and say “flash off!”

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    Font Lady Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I told my kids that they had to go to bed at certain times but they could stay up as late as they wanted as long as they were reading, didn’t get all cranky in the morning, and kept their grades up. All four of my are still readers.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Brilliant, Mark, as usual.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Need another “heh heh” from under the bed.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Clever!

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