Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 14, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    Type B, for blueberry.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Red jelly.

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    rekam Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, we know who brought them…

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    Is Vlad drinking a cup of hot blood…?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Coagulated jelly, from your favorite source: children.

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    dlkrueger33  about 5 years ago

    “Ich bin ein Berliner!” (In case you didn’t know, a Berliner in Germany is actually a jelly donut. JFK actually said he was a jelly donut!

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Well that sucks!

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    silverking1953  about 5 years ago

    Funny.

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Fangs a lot, Count D.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    “Jelly? Well no. What ever gave you that idea?”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    a jelly-curdling tail…er, tale

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    Reaven  about 5 years ago

    There’s a foxtrot comic just like this, funnily enough

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    EmmettWayne  about 5 years ago

    Sucks to be you!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    VLAD made sure he got there first…fang marks on all

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    Count Sweet Tooth

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Dracula, you suck!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    OK, everyone, get ready for a blood glucose test.

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    Old Man River  about 5 years ago

    Nice thing about being a Vampire, calories don’t count.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 5 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    StephenRice  about 5 years ago

    “I don’t drink…cream.”

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    oakie817  about 5 years ago

    bad Dracula

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