“Madam, you are hereby charged with ‘desecration of fruit remains’. How do you plead?”
Could of made him into a belt of fruit leather.
He was always a little weird, so the name fits.
Who is in the urn to the right?
There are enough apple trees in the cemetery already.
The wife may have been the apple of his eye, maybe she’s a little bit fruity or some kind of nut job. This could be the uncovering of a cereal killer.
They bought me a t-shirt that says fruitcake. Not know why.
Good point. It’s not like anyone’s going to eat it.
He always was a bit nutty.
Oy! A “hard” decision….
It seems you didn’t get his pear-mission to do that.
They may very well discover some day that the giant stone blocks of the pyramids are actually fruit cakes!
If there is a “wake,” I’ll be there to…ahem…show my respects…
ah, a great use for fruitcake
That thar is one ripe tomato.
We may be talking apples and oranges here.
I heard on NPR about a fruitcake that was baked in 1878 and is still kept (and occasionally tasted) by the family. (https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/141-year-old-fruitcake-is-a-michigan-familys-heirloom)
Fruitcakes in the galaxy
Fruitcakes on the Earth
Strut naked towards eternity
We’ve been that way since birth
Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
James William Buffett III
Fruitcake? That’s crazy!
everyone always said that he was a brick…
I love fruitcake…trick is you should have it warm
Good choice. It’s what everybody at work always thought he was.
September 06, 2014
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
“Madam, you are hereby charged with ‘desecration of fruit remains’. How do you plead?”
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Could of made him into a belt of fruit leather.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
He was always a little weird, so the name fits.
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
Who is in the urn to the right?
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
There are enough apple trees in the cemetery already.
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
The wife may have been the apple of his eye, maybe she’s a little bit fruity or some kind of nut job. This could be the uncovering of a cereal killer.
tudza Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They bought me a t-shirt that says fruitcake. Not know why.
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Good point. It’s not like anyone’s going to eat it.
ACK! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He always was a bit nutty.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Oy! A “hard” decision….
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
It seems you didn’t get his pear-mission to do that.
jhroos almost 5 years ago
They may very well discover some day that the giant stone blocks of the pyramids are actually fruit cakes!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If there is a “wake,” I’ll be there to…ahem…show my respects…
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
ah, a great use for fruitcake
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
That thar is one ripe tomato.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
We may be talking apples and oranges here.
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I heard on NPR about a fruitcake that was baked in 1878 and is still kept (and occasionally tasted) by the family. (https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/141-year-old-fruitcake-is-a-michigan-familys-heirloom)
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
Fruitcakes in the galaxy
Fruitcakes on the Earth
Strut naked towards eternity
We’ve been that way since birth
Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
James William Buffett III
Sensei Le Roof almost 5 years ago
Fruitcake? That’s crazy!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
everyone always said that he was a brick…
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
I love fruitcake…trick is you should have it warm
reye46 almost 5 years ago
Good choice. It’s what everybody at work always thought he was.