Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 28, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    A salt with intent to harm!

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    T’is the seasoning.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    She’s just putting him on a strict weight-loss program.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    LOVE salted redskins.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She’s trying to get rid of him.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    Memo to the wife “clear the browser history” before the police investigation commences.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    She got the idea from Mr. Slug, whose wife mysteriously disappeared last autumn.

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    She’s melting his pounds away.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Run…now!

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Dang, that’s cold…

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Because, you see, salt melts ice and snow.

    Just in case you were wondering.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Oh come on, She’ll be charged with a-salt.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Salt melts snow…uh oooooh!

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    She’ll melt his cold, cold heart.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Keep your ice peeled.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Oh Honey – your cup of anti-freeze is ready”

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Get out! Get out now!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She wants you to disappear!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    REDЯUM

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    The PapaEaster  about 2 years ago

    Should have been snails.

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