Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 21, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Just thawed out. So they are a little behind the times.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    now that they’ve thawed out they can just let rip…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    My how things have changed!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 5 years ago

    Now we can give Peas a chance.

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    posse1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just throw me in some boiling water & be done with it!

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    I always hope we’ll have peas in our time.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Ice fisherman can always use them for bait, just spread some of them around the hole in the ice and when the fish come up to take a pea hit them over the head!

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    Brilliant.

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    Emmett Wayne  almost 5 years ago

    The only good pea is a frozen pea…that stays that way!

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I think I’d like to see Rip van Winkle rewritten today.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    How long were they in the freezer? LOL

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    chireef  almost 5 years ago

    ? cars park themselves but they don’t fly yet?

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    guy42  almost 5 years ago

    It was done before with “Sleeper”.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Jest waiting for their first pod cast….. ; )

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Nixon did what? The Bell System was broken up? FEMA tried to use trailers to gas Katrina survivors? Home values went to zero including evictions of whole families? The POTUS didn’t get the Popular vote and he exhibits bully and pre-dictator tendencies?

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    gmu328  almost 5 years ago

    must have been frozen for a long time …

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    At least they’re not channeling Elsa.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    https://tvline.com/2020/01/27/chris-evans-john-krasinski-boston-car-commercial-video-super-bowl-2020-hyundai/?fbclid=IwAR20LuFvGMMVTBgjchsRr_e4xyFtf2OqG7jCzwS_v5GMjR8wlPlXETZwfr8

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    zippykatz  almost 5 years ago

    Dad to kids at supper: Eat every bean and pea on your plate.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Make peas, not war.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m missing the joke here. What’s funny about this?

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