Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    That’s why Paul Revere had to wait until midnight to ride!

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    The original Dragon Breath!!

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    Yakety Sax  over 4 years ago

    Anyone can have bad breath Marge, but you could knock a buzzard off a crap wagon!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    They never mentioned that in the book! I’m sure it was just an oversight.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Those arm pits weren’t exactly shower fresh either…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Oooooaaffffff! What a rude awakening it was…..

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Well, what do you expect of a sleepwalking drunkard?

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Beside the morning breath, he wasn’t called Rip for nothing.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ah yes – that reminds me…..

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Good one Mr. Parisi- I can only imagine!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    NICE artistic detail!

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    kurosawa_koji  over 4 years ago

    I don’t understand this joke…

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