Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 19, 2020

I don’t think robins are cavity nesters.

Hooray for spring!

The bird was eating a bucket of KFC?? That’s like people eating monkeys!!!

Why is the bird nesting in a pile of French fries?

So many problems here: A blue robin? Eating fried chicken?

I don’t think robins are blue either.

Too late, spring has sprung, the grass has riz, I wonder where the birdies is!

Nestflix…

Spring’s arrival for me is when I see the skunk cabbage appearing.

Snowing here today as I look out the window while having my coffee.

I thought Boy Wonder hanging out near the bird feeder was a sign of Spring.

Looks like a bluebird to me.

Seems he got through the “chill” part.

’Just signed back up to Netflix after two year hiatus, now where the heck is my list of their secret codes? Aaargh, they still show my searched movie name in that cotton picking sorry schmuck list.

The robin should be fatter.

Might as well go back to Netflix, not much to do out there.

So THAT’S why my mom says she saw robins in her back yard over a month ago…

He’s not watching Netflix, he’s watching Nestflix.

holey rip van winkle, Batman!

And I slept through 7 episodes of Altered Carbon.

Is that a KFC bucket?