Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 07, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Rat-ech-ptooey!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Rat-suey.

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not as bad as half a rat.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 4 years ago

    “Do me a favor – see if this tastes funny to you.”

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    “You are not putting that in the microwave!”

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    No thanks; you don’t have to share!

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    The mice I don’t mind, particularly if they catch ones that are already in the house. That would be their job, if they had one. What bothers me is when they kill birds. And they can’t understand why you won’t let them bring them inside.

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    mjjk1985  over 4 years ago

    That wouldn’t happen if cats stayed in the house.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Well, it’s not a sandwich but that’s what he likes,

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A friend had stories about a free range cat she fed. Once in awhile the cat would pay her back by leaving a dead mouse on her doorstep.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Aw. It’s a gift for you.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Hey, bub, you may not want to eat at the lunch break table together.

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    dmagoon202ii  over 4 years ago

    In Wright Angles (called Motley Classics on gocomics.com), a Mother’s Day strip had Motley the cat giving Mrs. Wright a gift-wrapped(?) Mother’s Day present; but when Mrs. Wright opened it, a couple of mice came out, scaring her; she put Motley in the basement at the end of the story; on gocomics.com it’s at May 10, 2015.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    not nearly as bad as microwaved broccoli in the staff break room…

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Did you bring enough for everyone?

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I agree that a lettuce sandwich is an icky lunch.

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Coincidentally, it just occurred to me today: one tiny silver lining in the current horror show is that I can now eat sardines for lunch (I’d never bring them to the office) and no one will complain.

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    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    Still smells better than curry

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