Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 18, 2020

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    A gluten for punishment.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I think they give you all you want of those at Olive Garden.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of when they did these alt-products in Mad magazine.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    serving size: 1 brick…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Someone send this to the WH…..

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    They really dog biscuits in a different package.

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    GreenT267  over 4 years ago

    Do they come in ‘low fat’ and ‘low salt’ varieties as well?

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    send 1000 cases to the White House

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Next..the Pig Newtons.

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    megerkey  over 4 years ago

    Not recommended for use as home construction materials.

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    James Gifford Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Little Basil Wolverton creeping in here… nice old-MAD vibe.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Industrial-size zwieback.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “BUT I ONLY HAD ONE CRACKER!”

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    95  over 4 years ago

    And that’s why all my dental caps and fillings are metal.

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