Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 30, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  about 4 years ago

    “It was all I could do just surviving my Wal-Mart mascot days – and now THIS???!?”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago

    If you keep making that face, it’s going to get stuck like that.

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    blunebottle  about 4 years ago

    Ow. My face hurts just thinking about that.

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    bobpeters61  about 4 years ago

    Have a nice day. Mu hu wha ha ha ha!

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    GreenT267  about 4 years ago

    Wearing a mask, you can let your eyes do the smiling.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 4 years ago

    * If you maintain an eggplant emoji for more than four hours, consult a physician or healthcare professional immediately.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    He’s better than I am at it!

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    jscarff57 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Turn off the TV, turn on the music, smile all day!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Hang in there Smiley….three more months to go in 2020

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    Vilyehm  about 4 years ago

    Meanwhile, the lamp in the corner is still thinking about those two dogs

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    stamps  about 4 years ago

    Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

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    redback  about 4 years ago

    oh poop. (place poop emoticon here)

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member about 4 years ago

    2020… the year the smiley face finally died.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “It was the worst thing I had ever seen…”Everybody

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’ve always been mad, I know I’ve been mad

    Like the most of us have

    Very hard to explain why you’re mad

    Even if you’re not mad

    -Speak to Me; Dark Side of the Moon

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Where’s your mask?

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